The Delightful Insanity {Of My Life}: Quotes/Poems

If You Give a Mom a Muffin

If you give a mom a muffin,
She’ll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
So she’ll pour herself some.
The coffee will get spilled by her three year old.
She’ll wipe it up.

Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks.
She’ll remember she has to do some laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She’ll trip over some snow boots and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan supper for tonight.

She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She’ll look for her cookbook. (101 Things To Make With a Pound of
Hamburger.)
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill which is due tomorrow.
She will look for the checkbook.

The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two year old.
She’ll smell something funny.
She’ll change the two year old.
While she is changing the two year old the phone will ring. (Of course!)
Her five year old will answer it and hang up.

She remembers that she wants to phone a friend to come over for coffee on
Friday.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
She will pour herself some.
And chances are,
If she has a cup of coffee,
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

Can anyone relate????? LOL

Me and val....

Kody as a princess (he'll kill me for this when he's older, lol)...

But just look at how cute he is :)

I bought a shirt today just because i knew my 2 year old would like the picture on it. Is that normal?

Guess that makes me a super-mum!

and super mums get super cool kisses from their princess sons....

and that makes me super HAPPY!

So the other day i was driving to my friend house. I was in the right hand lane, but needed to get into the left fairly quickly to avoid missing a turn. So i indicate to go right, but of course no one lets me in. Then this one car slows down, so i start to change lanes. He must change his mind though, because then he decides to speed up instead. I figure, I've already started to move into the left lane and theres still plenty of space, so i do it. Weeeeelll, he did not like that! He continued to speed up my A*#! , then came up along side my left hand side. There were 2 guys in the car and they were yelling something, but i just ignored them. So they cut in front of me and then proceeded to throw something (not quite sure what...think it was a coke-can) at my car! It hit the top of my car....then they tried to speed off. Lucky for me there was a bit of traffic, so they couldn't get to far too fast. I wrote down there license plate, drove up along side of them, smiled at them....and them showed them that i had their license plate #. I have to say, they didn't look too impressed. They took off as fast as they could in the traffic, but i guess i had the last laugh.

Anyway thats all for me for now :)